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The Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt is the benchmark everything else is measured against

Friends who ask where to begin with That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup get sent to the Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt. The body runs 6.5 oz 100% organic cotton, a fair bit above the lightweight jersey most graphic tees get printed on, and you feel it the moment you lift one. The cut is relaxed rather than slim and the signature jumbo screen prints land front and back, so the shirt drapes off the shoulder instead of fleece hoodie clinging to the chest and reads from both directions when you walk past someone. A yellow woven label sits at the hem, and that strip of yellow is the first thing seasoned buyers of alocs clothing look for on any piece. The brand’s own copy says this style fits true to size, which matters more than it sounds, because not every tee here is cut the same way. At the brand’s own store it runs about $150 as of September 2026, and because streetwear prices move constantly, treat that as a snapshot.

The graphic tees, called by their actual names

Graphic tees at that same core price cover most of the cough syrup shirts on offer, and the names are half the reason people collect them. Run down the catalogue and you get the A.L.O.C.S. T-Shirt, the Warning T-Shirt, King Of The Kill, Drankenstein and Juicebusters, plus Big Pharma, Cough Syrup Scream, Paralysis, Rib Cage, ALOCS Smoke and the Cough Syrup Scary Movie T-Shirt. Lower down the page sit Po Up, Rosary, Man Down, Death Row, Land Of the Sippers, The Last Pint, Love At First Sip, the Wok Is Dead T-Shirt, the Promethazine Tour T-Shirt and the Dodger T-shirt. King Of The Kill, Drankenstein and Juicebusters run on one spec sheet: 100% cotton, jumbo screenprint hits front and back, the yellow woven label, and a fit the brand calls true to size. A 100% organic cotton short sleeve, the Warning T-Shirt also runs true to size, and the brand adds that you should consider sizing up for an oversized look. The Paralysis T-Shirt is described as handmade in Los Angeles, with a stencil-style treatment and a rough print on a relaxed body. The phrase the brand is built from, which refers to promethazine-codeine cough syrup, known as lean, is what names like Promethazine Tour and The Last Pint play on; the brand posts its own banner reading “! PLEASE DO NOT SIP DRANK AND SHOOT FIREARMS !” and then goes back to selling clothes.

The lightweight, cropped cuts keep to their own lane

The Wok Is Dead T-Shirt and the Promethazine Tour T-Shirt are two tees that behave differently enough to deserve their own paragraph. Lightweight cotton jersey in a wide-fit, cropped tee is the published description on both, the opposite of the heavy classic body in almost every respect. They come rinsed for a comfortable vintage feel, and the artwork arrives as a water based screen print front and back rather than a thick plastic-feeling hit. These are also the two styles that publish flat measurements, which is rare enough here to be worth using: small is 20 inches by 17.5 inches, medium 21.5 by 19, large 23 by 20.5, taken as width by length. 20 inches wide by 17.5 long is short by ordinary standards, so hold those against a tee you already own. This style runs small, the brand states outright, and it asks you to order one to two sizes bigger than your regular size for a relaxed fit. Price-wise they sit with everything else, about $150 at the brand’s own store as of September 2026.

Women’s cuts and the less heavyweight end of the rail

Not everything with the logo on it costs what the flagship tee costs, which surprises people who know the brand only from resale chatter. Crop tops, tank tops and bodysuits rather than the full heavyweight body make up the lighter women’s pieces, and they run roughly $48 to $100. Tanks and crop tops are published as 100% combed cotton, a genuinely different fabric from the 6.5 oz organic cotton on the classic. The Cough Syrup measuring line side print is printed on some tanks, a nod to a dosage line and one of the quieter graphics in the lineup. The Kids Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt rounds it out at about $60, which is the cheapest route into the classic artwork. If you have been searching an awful lot of cough syrup shirt and bouncing off the $150 figure, open this part of the catalogue first, and expect these prices to shift with drops and sales.

A glance across the whole tee range

The table below pulls together what the brand actually publishes for each tee, not what forums assume. These figures are what the brand’s own store showed as of September 2026, and each drop changes them. The material column lists only what the brand states itself, which is why some rows are thinner. The fit notes come from per-product guidance, not from a single global rule, because no single global rule exists here. I have said so instead of filling the gap with a guess wherever the brand publishes nothing about the fabric. Treat it as a shortlist, then read the product page, because that is where the one useful fit sentence lives.

Model What it costs Fabric stated by the brand Fit note
Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt about $150 6.5 oz, 100% organic cotton Relaxed cut, true to size
Warning T-Shirt around $150 100% organic cotton throughout True to size; size up for an oversized look
King Of The Kill, Drankenstein, Juicebusters roughly $150 apiece 100% cotton, jumbo screenprint hits True to size, as the brand publishes it
Wok Is Dead, Promethazine Tour around $150 each Lightweight cotton jersey, rinsed Wide-fit cropped; runs small, so order 1 to 2 sizes up
Paralysis T-Shirt about $150 Handmade in Los Angeles; stencil print Relaxed, rough finish
A.L.O.C.S. T-Shirt about $150 or so Not separately published Check the product note
Dodger T-shirt about $150 Not separately published True to size, as the brand publishes it
Kids Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt roughly $60 Not separately published Kids sizes 2/3 to 8
Women’s tanks and crop tops around $48 to $100 100% combed cotton, as published Lighter weight, closer cut

What these tees actually do once they are on a body

Pretending there is one rule here is how people end up reselling a tee they wore once, because there is no one rule. Most of the range is published as true to size, including the classic, the Warning tee and the King Of The Kill, Drankenstein and Juicebusters group. Relaxed is how the classic body is described, so true to size already means room through the chest and a print that sits flat rather than stretched. If you want a lower hem and a wider sleeve, which is the look most people are after, the Warning tee adds the option of going up one. After those come the two lightweight cropped styles, running small and asking for one to two sizes up, which puts a classic medium at a large or extra large in Wok Is Dead. From extra small up to 3XL is the range across the apparel range depending on style, though the deeper sizes are not on every product. Per-product notes and those flat measurements are all you get, because the brand publishes no global size chart and no washing instructions, and that is worth saying plainly.

How to pick the one you will actually wear

For an opening purchase, buy the classic in your normal size and learn how the 6.5 oz body wears before spending on anything cut unusually. If you own one already and want something different rather than something similar, the cropped lightweight tees give you another silhouette for the same money, provided you respect the sizing note. Shop by name if graphics matter more than cut to you, since Drankenstein, Rib Cage and Cough Syrup Scary Movie pull from the horror side while Big Pharma and Promethazine Tour lean on medical wordplay. Whichever you pick, check the yellow woven label, check the product name against the brand’s own catalogue, and check the price against real levels, since a $45 tee carrying this artwork is not coming from the label. Thats awful lot of cough syrup is only one of a dozen spellings people type into a search bar, and plenty of those searches land on stores with no connection to the brand. Between its own online store, its Los Angeles locations at 7669 Melrose Ave and 312 W 5th St and 5410 Almeda Rd in Houston, the brand sells direct, and roughly two in five size variants sit sold out at any moment. Prices, colorways and availability shift drop by drop, so check the live listing on the day you buy rather than trusting any guide, including this one.

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